Bald Pussy

They shaved a pet cat,
for humor and sport.
That’s what happens,
when you drink and snort.

Doing dumb shit,
spend lots of dough.
Is the usual result,
of boozing and blow.

Do that enough,
you’ll get caught up in tort,
Drop the white powder,
or end up in court.

But be number 1?
always rope tow?
If it’s no fun getting there,
why even go?